Month: August 2016

Flatulence – or farting as many people say

Phil the test manager, Going Postal

What is it: (Courtesy of Wiki)

Flatulence is defined in the medical literature as “flatus expelled through the anus or the “quality or state of being flatulent” which is defined in turn as “marked by or affected with gases generated in the intestine or stomach; likely to cause digestive flatulence” The root of these words is from the Latin flatus – “a blowing, a breaking wind” Flatus is also the medical word for gas generated in the stomach or bowels These standard definitions do not reflect the fact that a proportion of intestinal gas may be composed of swallowed environmental air, and hence flatus is not totally generated in the stomach or bowels. The scientific study of this area of medicine is termed flatology.

Some basic facts about farting:

The average human farts 14 times a day. (I guess I am nowhere near average in this respect, 14 times before I leave for work in the morning)

You fart enough to fill a balloon each day! Woah!

Each fart travels at about 7 miles per hour. That’s pretty fast!

Only 1% of each fart smells bad at all. The other part has no odour!

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Scottish independence – “Och Aye the Noo Jimmy”

This week we have learned that Scotland is now running a budget deficit of over £15billion per year, with total public spending of over £68billion per year. A deficit of 28.3%.

The picture for the UK on the whole is embarrassing, with total income of £672billion against expenditure of £744billion. A deficit of £72billion or 10.7%.

This is some deficit and to put this into context in 2014, the government revenue in Greece amounted to around 81.67 billion euros, while government spending came to around 88.67 billion euros. A deficit of 8.6%.

Although the leaders of the SNP may point to falling oil revenues, it is quite clear that Scotland is an economic basket case.

AW, Going Postal
The Leaders of the Scottish Nationalist party (SNP)

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The Path and survival of the Young Migrant Male to England

Eraser of Love, Going Postal

‘Further Renaissance Men and Vessels of high Dojo academia and intelligentsia, disembark to continue their Ulysses Odyssey of the Kentish Hinterlands..’ Here , David Attenborough records their migration and mating Patterns to the UK islands… “..Upon the Young male migrants arrival to this fertile Island , his simian brutish desires and underdeveloped homo sapien pineal gland compels him to shit on our green belt and ravage our crops to mark his territory.

His Burning sexual thirst rages after his long journey To this undiscovered Country , and other than quenching his lust by Blurting his load into his fellow unaided child travellers in the back of his Eddie Stopbart Carriage, He must sate his sexual desires and impregnate his toxic missing link seed into the fertile womb of an indigenous Female to this island with her own state funded dwelling .

The force of Nature has driven the young migrant male all his life. As a Young Boy he cultivated much needed crops in the khat fields which were essential for his starving family , eschewing the growing of wheat and maize, as their cultural needs to get off their collective tits was their birthright. It was up to others to provide Food for his starving baby brothers and sisters.

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Benjamin Thompson

Noix, Going Postal
Rumford by Gainsborough

He was born in Woburn, Massachusetts in 1753 and was educated in the village school until he was thirteen. Sometimes he would walk the ten miles with an older friend to Cambridge to attend lectures by John Winthrop at Harvard College. At thirteen he was apprenticed to a merchant in Salem and was very successful. He met upper class educated people and strove to emulate them including their interest in science. At this time he started to do experiments on the nature of heat and conversed about them with the friend he went to the lectures with.

He had no standing or prospects until in 1772 he met and charmed a rich widow and married her. This knack with women we will see later. They moved to Portsmouth in New Hampshire where the influence of his wife managed to get him a commission as a Major in the New Hampshire militia.

When the revolution started Benjamin was a man of property and a loyalist. He tried to recruit for the militia and that upset the mob which attacked his house. That decided him to flee to the British lines and leave his wife and child. Since he brought with him information about the rebels he was welcomed . With the British he became an aide to General Gage and Lord George Germain. During this time he carried out experiments on the force produced by gunpowder and the results met with acclaim and were published in the Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society.

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Jihad vs the Crusades

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Richard I of England

The Crusades were predominantly a series of religious wars undertaken by the Latin Church between the 11th and 15th centuries; historians cannot agree on any single definition of a crusade, or which specific military campaigns should be included. Crusades were fought for many reasons: to capture Jerusalem, recapture Christian territory or defend Christians in non-Christian lands, resolve conflict among rival Roman Catholic groups, gain political or territorial advantage, or to combat paganism and heresy.

The First Crusade arose after a call to arms in a 1095 sermon by Pope Urban II. Urban urged military support for the Byzantine Empire and its Emperor, Alexios I, who needed reinforcements for his conflict with westward migrating Turks in Anatolia. Although one of Urban’s stated aims was to guarantee pilgrims access to the holy sites in the Holy Land that were under Muslim control, scholars disagree whether this was the primary motivation for Urban or for the majority of those who heeded his call. Urban’s wider strategy may have been to unite the Eastern and Western branches of Christendom, which had been divided since their split in the East–West Schism of 1054, and establish himself as head of the unified Church. Similarly, some of the hundreds of thousands of people who became crusaders by taking a public vow and receiving plenary indulgences from the church were peasants hoping for Apotheosis at Jerusalem, or forgiveness from God for all their sins. Others, historians argue, participated to satisfy feudal obligations, gain glory and honour, or find opportunities for economic and political gain. Regardless of the motivation, the response to Urban’s preaching by people of many different classes across Western Europe established the precedent for later crusades.

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Preaching with Kipper : I Love Donald Trump

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Donald Trump. The racist endorsed by minorities. The Anti Semite with a Jewish daughter. The xenophobe with a foreign wife. Donald trump is the candidate for American men and women. Not the candidate for whites, not the candidate for blacks, not the candidate for LGBTBBQ’s. Donald Trump stands for all Americans. An I am emphatically in love with him.

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I love Donald Trump. he is all embracing. He speaks honestly and tells the truth. He is unapologetic in his delivery. He has the balls to call out cunts for being cunts. Hillary. She is a liar a charlatan and a criminal. The Don says it how it is. His opponent is crooked and he doesn’t dance around it. He makes sure everyone knows exactly what he thinks about his opponent. And that’s why so many of us love him.

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Give me your MONEY!

Fact is, of the two candidates it is the Donald who is the one ‘up against it all’. Shillary keeps banging on about how she has a vagina and therefore is qualified to be president. And  a vote for Hillary is a vote to ‘smash the glass ceiling’. Because after all, the patriarchy has done everything to subjugate Hillary. And because of her gender she is ‘up against it’. But no. To say Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is in anyway ‘up against it’ is fucking bollocks. The ex first lady, senator and secretary of state Hillary Clinton has a estimated wealth of $30 Million. She has the backing of nearly all Americas MSM. Her campaign has all the ‘dirty’ wall street, super PAC and hedge fund money. the Democratic party rigged key primaries to make sure she won. The only thing Hillary is up against is the American people who WILL on mass vote for the Don.

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Now Daddy Donald has had a whole manner of shit flung at him. And yet. He has still come out of it cleaner than crooked Hillary. Donald survived the Republican primaries. Where the party elites were dead set on screwing the Donald out of the nomination. But his mass public appeal won him the Republican nomination. Donald speaks to the people. He is honest, he says what he believes and that’s why he will win come November. Some of his supporters may not fully agree with him, but a man who is honest is a man who can be trusted. Whereas Hillary, well, I’ll just say I have yet to find a single issue on which she hasn’t flip flopped. Donald is clear about what his political beliefs are. Hillary will tell you what she thinks you want to hear.

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America have a candidate who is there to represent the special interests, a candidate that has been bought and paid for. A candidate who is there to ride the gravy train for a few more years. They also have a candidate who has accepted no money form big businesses. A candidate who is not bought, a candidate who wants nothing more than to represent the people of his nation and make America great again.

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“Rorschach’s Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “no.”
– Rorschach, Watchmen”

It’s time for  a politician to come in and clean up the mess in America. The Donald is that man. He will clear out the careerists, he will clear out the corruption. He will make the office of president one that represents the people not the special interests, banks,  corrupt foreign regimes and most importantly. He will put America first.

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FUCK THE BBC

Kipper ©

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The Continued Failure of Tory Policy on Immigration must be arrested

Glenn, Going Postal

to:        letters@standard.co.uk
date:    Tues , Feb 20, 2016

Re : Mr Keith Vaz Article :  ‘ The Continued Failure of Tory Policy on Immigration must be arrested’

Dear sir,

It  warmed  my Cockney cockles  yesterday to read  Mr Vaz in print , undertaking the rack and pinion role of harnessing immigration into more sustainable numbers into this country. A Country that he has served with such selfless distinction, humility, dignity and Moreover, to much personal cost.

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