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Question Time with Going Postal, 15th June 2017

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David Dimbleby chairs topical debate from Coventry.

On the panel are Conservative defence minister Tobias ‘wankpuffin’ Ellwood, Labour’s shadow foreign secretary Emily ‘wankpuffin’ Thornberry, Lib Dem former health minister Norman ‘wankpuffin’ Lamb, co-founder of the Conservative Woman website Laura ‘wankpuffin’ Perrins, and Rob ‘wankpuffin’ Delaney, comedian, writer and star of the sitcom Catastrophe.

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Question Time with Going Postal, 11th May 2017

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David Dimbleby chairs topical debate from Edinburgh.

On the panel are Labour’s shadow foreign secretary Emily ‘Hyacinth’ Thornberry, Conservative Home Office minister Ben ‘wet’ Wallace, the SNP’s Joanna Cherry LGBT, obligatory actor (or comedian) David Hayman and Financial Times columnist Merryn Somerset Webb, posh totty. Wankpuffins the lot of them.

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Question Time with Going Postal, 19th January 2017

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David Dimbleby chairs topical debate from Peterborough.

On the panel are transport secretary Chris Grayling (Wet), shadow foreign secretary Emily Thornberry (Really? FFS), broadcaster Piers Morgan (Cunt, no question), American author Lionel Shriver (Almost certainly a far-left loon) and the co-editor of The Conservative Woman website, Laura Perrins (Babe?).

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Jeer and flout the Devil, for he cannot bear scorn

Roger Ackroyd, Going Postal

    Deep below the Palace of Westminster, that seat of British democracy designed by Charles Barry and  Augustus Pugin – the latter soon afterwards to be housed in Bedlam where he was to die – there winds a ragged line  of persons intent on making for a chamber that is unknown to most of the inhabitants and workers within the walls  of this vast Castle Gormenghast. Only the leader, Kenneth Clarke, knows the true nature of the task ahead and he  has gathered around him five others who share his apocalyptic vision of Britain’s future which must be made to  come to pass. As they move along corridors and wind down forgotten and dark staircases, Clarke has some growing  unease about his fellow participants.
    “I could do with a gin and tonic”. A voice from the rear of the file echoes down the line.
    “I don’t think it was a good idea bringing along Anna, you know”. Clarke had hesitated in his downward  step on the staircase that led ever deeper. He turned to Nicky Morgan who almost bumped into him. “Keep an eye on  the old soak. I don’t want this being ballsed up.”
    Morgan who was beginning to wish she hadn’t been persuaded to join the group offered a solution: “I could  take her back and we could try and find someone else?”   
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Question Time with Going Postal, 13th Oct 2016

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David Dimbleby presents topical debate from the RAF Museum in London. On the panel are Conservative work and pensions secretary Damian “You’re nicked” Green MP, Labour’s shadow foreign secretary Emily “fivebellies” Thornberry MP, former SNP leader Alex “Wee Eck” Salmond MP, editor-at-large of the Independent Amol Rajan and the Daily Mail’s political-editor-at-large The “fragrant” Isabel Oakeshott.

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Question Time with Going Postal, 30th June 2016

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Question Time from Preston. On the panel: are Conservative education minister Sam Gyimah MP, Labour’s shadow foreign secretary Emily Thornberry MP, Ukip’s Douglas Carswell MP, comedian (not another one) Russell Kane and the Times columnist Melanie Phillips.
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Question Time with Going Postal, 17th March 2016

On the panel: Conservative education secretary Nicky Morgan MP, Labour’s shadow defence secretary Emily Thornberry MP, the SNP’s trade and industry spokesperson Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh MP, Ukip’s leader in the European Parliament Roger Helmer MEP and director of the Institute of Economic Affairs, Mark Littlewood.
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