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The Twenty Three Thousand

Truthsayer, Going Postal
ISIS Jihadis

It came out in the summer, the figure for how many UK based jihadis the government are prepared to admit to. 23,000.

The figure includes the 3,000 who pose an imminent threat.

So little is known about these numbers; unsurprisingly, little journalistic work has been undertaken on the topic, while the government has ventured nothing.

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Advice for dealing with ISIS Jihadists

Glenn, North Chingford

To : Owen.Smith.MP@parliament.uk
Date 28/08/16

Re :Advice for dealing with ISIS Jihadists around the Conference Table.

Dear Mr Smith,

In the unlikely event of your attempt for peaceful Negotiation breaking down over the Arranged Basket of Summer fruits, One should never be without his cat skin dueling gloves dipped in shattered resin and his trusty grandfather Pendulum Clock weight, dropped down the leg of ones 72 button fly buck skin pantaloons .

Steel fish hooks sewn into your smoking Jacket by your Jermyn Street tailor , are worth their weight in gold when in peaceful constructive talks with Bestial Religious Maniacs.

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